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03/01/07

ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH: Michelle Malkin

Category: General
Posted by: admin
Michelle Malkin, the Filipino-American Ann Coulter, has ended up where all talentless media freaks are welcome: the Fox News network, as a guest pundit. A neofascist whose IQ test would probably have to be calculated in negative integers, Malkin seems to take pleasure in exploiting tragedy.

“Hang the terrorists at Gitmo” is a typical rant. She’s also said, “It wouldn’t hurt my feelings if we nuked Mecca, got all the filthy Muslims out of their mosques and burned them all to the ground.” Malkin exemplifies the worst of American values. Despite having a lifetime pass on the short bus, she really believes that she is a superior human being.

We’ve got news for ya, Michelle: You are a superior asshole, but that’s about all.

Malkin once dreamed of becoming a concert pianist, but failed miserably. “I realized I couldn’t cut it with piano,” she told National Review Online. Now the second-rate hack is failing again—as a “journalist.”

In 1992, after graduating from Oberlin College, the then-Michelle Maglalang nabbed her first gig. The Los Angeles Daily News brought the novice onboard to pen innocuous columns about personal responsibility and the need for smaller government.

A year later she wed college sweetheart Jesse Malkin, a neocon who would become her mentor. Michelle’s repugnant evolution from moderate columnist to hard-right bitch had begun.

In 1996 Malkin moved on to the Seattle Times, eventually realizing she could gain the public spotlight by being flamboyant and outrageous. In one rancid diatribe she accused Washington State’s Democratic attorney general of corruption but never bothered to contact his office. It turned out her allegations were unfounded. Not long after, Malkin left the paper, but she didn’t need to be concerned.

Syndicated since 1999, her factually inaccurate columns were delighting conservative Americans from coast to coast. Soon Malkin was fronting for the conservative Heritage Foundation and frequently showing up as an “analyst” on such Fox News programs as The O’Reilly Factor and Hannity & Colmes.

In 2004 the once-almost-attractive but rapidly aging Malkin exposed herself as an “Aunt Thomasina”—a sellout and a traitor to her race—with the poorly researched book In Defense of Internment. Here, Malkin claimed that the incarceration of some 70,000 Asian-American citizens during World War II was a “military necessity.”

Experts have concluded that the tome is nothing more than a pathetic attempt to stir up controversy. Despite her Filipino ancestry, Malkin included plenty of racist vitriol, yet little actual documentation. Sure, the best-seller made Malkin a household name, but c’mon. Had a white man been the author, he would have been crucified as a racist.

The self-loathing gook (how’s it feel, Michelle?) wouldn’t have it any other way. Thriving on the controversy she creates, Malkin vehemently defended the Minuteman “border protection” project even though the participants are primarily white separatists, Ku Klux Klansmen and neo-Nazis. In fact, immigration has become one of Malkin’s pet topics.

Did Malkin, who has labeled Hispanic critics “Latino supremacists,” forget that her parents are Filipino immigrants? Granted work visas, the Maglalangs settled down in the Philadelphia area in 1970. Dad (later a Reagan Republican) strived to become a doctor, while her Roman Catholic mom was a teacher.

Now daughter Michelle leads the crusade to stop foreigners from entering this country, establishing herself as a bona fide banana—yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

Nobody is safe from Malkin’s venom. In her biweekly columns, she claims the American way of life is under attack, threatened by evil liberals out to change the world. Her fiery commentary takes aim at such Progressive causes as protection of the environment and affirmative action.

Let’s take a page from other racists of your ilk, shall we, Michelle? If you don’t like it here, go back to where your people came from! In fact, those bigoted Minutemen that you support might be very happy to escort you.

A few months ago Malkin was in the news for disclosing the names, phone numbers and e-mail addresses of several University of California, Santa Cruz students who had protested the war in Iraq. Even after the kids were subjected to death threats and abuse, the blogger continued to post their info on her Web site.

It looks to us as if the talking head likes to play dirty. Well, two can play that game, bitch! Here’s Michelle Malkin’s most recent address: 19930 Wild Cherry Lane, Germantown, MD 20874. Go to OnePeoplesProject.com for her latest phone number. (It seems to change constantly.)

We encourage our readers to order take-out from her.