HUSTLER Parody ad. Not a real ad. No such movie exists. In fact, this is a real-life Frankenstein. The long-term side effects of genetically modified organisms on humans are unknown. Because of wind-borne migration, contamination by genetically modified corn has devastated both organic and nonorganic farms. It also has threatened Mexico's maize, a 1,000-year-old gene bank for the world's corn. Soon GM corn may be all you can buy, but you won't be aware of that. The Bush Administration opposes labeling transgenic food at home and abroad. For more info, go to www.OrganicConsumers.org.